Division of Easter Bunny Affairs

DEBA Announcements

  

Rules & Forms

  

Employees

Easter Season is upon us. Easter Season grows longer each year, and started on February 15, 2006 with May 5 as an expected closing date. While we work year-round to make the Easter Season successful, absolutely all energy must be devoted to Easter during the Season itself. Remember to eat lots of health food--and none of the candy in your baskets--to stay strong and healthy for this Easter Season.

   Rules and forms for proper Easter Bunny terminology and dress code are currently being developed. For a list of all available forms, please see the Rules & Forms page. This page is in the process of being updated, so check back for more.

 

Please remember that all employees are required to embody the spirit of the Easter Bunny at all times. This means no outside socialization and no habits that detract from the image of the ideal, and generic, Easter Bunny.

A note to employees: Unionization is strictly prohibited. Anyone found seeking to unionize (or interacting with EBU) will immediately be stripped of the Cottontail basket and will be relieved of all Easter Bunny duties.

Current Concerns
Unidentified Bunnies have been using eggs for personal communication. This is absolutely against DEBA policy. If you have information on the perpetrators, please report them immediately, using this web form.

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